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Dindy
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Joined: Mar 1st, 05:23

Mar 13th, 15:28

[Mothers]

Mothers will be like: "Oh Dindy you are really strong"

Dindy: (Feeling fly) smiles.........

.... Three hours later in school.......

Dindy: Kelvin my punch will bend this iron rod.

Kelvin: Dindy you can't do it.

Dindy: Ok wait and see.
:...
He Throws a single punch with his left hand to the iron rod.
:...
Dindy: Turns around and says slowly in pain "it has bend na".

Kelvin: Looking confused "ah ahn but the iron didn't bend Dindy.

Dindy: Now fully turned with tears imy hand has bend kelvin, my mother deceived me ooo".
:...,,
Mothers are inspiring but deceiving sometimes.



Dindy
Posts: 474
Joined: Mar 1st, 05:23

Mar 13th, 15:34

It was a lovely day in a bar, I sat sitting in a corner when suddenly I saw a very yellow lady. She wore a hot gown that revealed everything and I mean everything.
Immediately after I saw her my body temperature increased and I began to sweat. She then started walking towards me slowly.
When she got to where I was sitting, she ordered for the same drink I was drinking. She looked at me sexily then she came closer to me.
I got tense like really really tensed with my heart beating fast.
Lady: Relax I'm not gonna hurt you.
She said then place her big butt on my laps.
My head started turning like a Mary go round. I was loving what was going on.
She then went closer to my ear and worked her tongue all over it.
I just sat smiling and enjoying the sweet feeling.
She then stop and pushed her lips against mine. We kissed passionately and strongly , from mouth to mouth and tongue to tongue and I squeezed her passionately.
Suddenly a heavy slap came on my face, but it didn't stop me from what I was doing. I continued kissing and enjoying the lady's body.
The slap came again and this time ten times harder than before.
Dindy: [Shouts seriously] Jesus!!!.
Ugonna: Christ.
Dindy: Ohhhh, what did I do now?.
Dindy: You done make me miss sweet smooching for dream.
Ugonna: You be idiot.
Ugonna: Na my yansh (ass) you done dey romance since........... :cry: :D

Dindy
Posts: 474
Joined: Mar 1st, 05:23

Mar 13th, 15:34

James: Hello.
Dindy: How are you? :D.
James: Are you Dindy?.
Dindy: Yes I am.
James: I wanna tell you something.
Dindy: Please do :D.
James: Your jokes are lame.
Dindy: God bless you.
James: They are what i call hard-dry jokes.
Dindy: Thank you.
Dindy: I think I lost something.
James: What is that?.
Dindy: Your senses....... :D :D

Dindy
Posts: 474
Joined: Mar 1st, 05:23

Mar 13th, 15:35

You will never know how terrifying your name is until your mum catches you stealing meat from her pot and she calls your name.
:......
Mum: Dindy!.
Mum: What do you think you're doing?.
:......
***Dindy gets confused with meat in his hand***
:......
Dindy: I am looking for plate.... :D :D :mrgreen:

Dindy
Posts: 474
Joined: Mar 1st, 05:23

Mar 13th, 15:35

You will never know how scary your name is until you go for an HIV test and the doctor calls your name.
:.......
Doctor: Who is Dindy here?.
***Dindy says nothing***
:.....
****The man sitting beside Dindy looks at him*****
:.....
Man: Are you not Dindy?.
Dindy: I'm not sure that's my name......


:!: :roll:

Dindy
Posts: 474
Joined: Mar 1st, 05:23

Mar 13th, 15:36

Babes be like;
"i am a bi**h with attitude,style and class"....
.
.
.
.
Dindy be like;
Babe that's all bull shit a bi**h is a bi**h, but well thank God you know you are an open market to hungry dogs out there....mtcheeew......oloshi#....lol (tongue out)
:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

Dindy
Posts: 474
Joined: Mar 1st, 05:23

Mar 13th, 15:37

That awkward moment when your boss comes around, so you find something random to do so that he wouldn't think you're not working, but then he suspects and gives you a bigger work.
:.....
Boss walks in.
:.....
Boss: Dindy what do you think you're doing?.
Dindy: I'm washing the wall clock.
Boss: Good work.
Dindy: [smiling] thank you sir.
Boss: When you're done with that, take that broom and parker and sweep my office, the toilet.....in fact sweep everywhere.
:.....
Dindy fainted........ :D :D

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