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Dindy
Posts: 474
Joined: Mar 1st, 05:23

Mar 13th, 21:07

It was a cool and lovely evening, Dindy and his girlfriend sat under a tree talking then this happened....

Dindy: My one and only sugar bunny.

Girl: (smiles) Oh Dindy you have started with your sweet words again.

Dindy: You are so beautiful.

Girl: (blushing) thanks dear.

Girl: Dindy love I want you to Look into my eyes and tell me what you see.

**Looks deeply approaching for a kiss then says**

Dindy: I see....

Girl: (talks softly) Yes dear say it.

Dindy: souls of aborted kids.

Girl: (slaps Dindy) idiot!...... :D :D (tongue out).



Dindy
Posts: 474
Joined: Mar 1st, 05:23

Mar 13th, 21:08

That awkward moment, when your pastor tells you to look straight into the eyes of the person sitting beside you and say "I love you with all my heart".
But you imagine that when you turn the person seating beside you will be a beautiful girl with blue eyes.

Girl: I love you with all my heart.

Dindy: can we kiss?........ :D :D.

But actually when you really turn the person seating beside you is a guy with a gay look.

Partner: I love you with all my heart (licking lips).

Dindy: I am a lawyer! and my dad is a Judge!...... :D :D

Dindy
Posts: 474
Joined: Mar 1st, 05:23

Mar 13th, 21:08

Girl: Dindy I wanna tell you my deepest secret.

Dindy: Ok go on.

Girl: I have slept with 6 different men under the space of 3 weeks.

Dindy: What!?.

Girl: Dindy please don't take it wrongly, I was drugged.

Dindy: I am so sorry.

Girl: I hope you don't see me as a whore.

Dindy: No I don't.

***Days later****

Girl: Dindy can I come over tonight?.

Dindy: Sure.

Girl: Great!.

Dindy: But wait, how much do you cost?.............. :D :D

Dindy
Posts: 474
Joined: Mar 1st, 05:23

Mar 13th, 21:09

Girl: Dindy I am sorry to say this but your sister ain't so pretty, please don't take it offensively ok?.

Dindy: Ok no problem.

Girl: Let us play a question game.

Dindy: Awesome!.

Girl: If you woke up tomorrow as an animal, what animal would you choose to be?.

Dindy: Your dad.............. :D :D.

Dindy
Posts: 474
Joined: Mar 1st, 05:23

Mar 13th, 21:09

Girl: Dindy what have you really done to pursue your dreams lately? How about today?.

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Reads it but didn't reply
.

Girl: Dindy are you there?.

***Three hours later***

Dindy: Oh sorry dear was pursuing my dreams.

Girl: How dear?.

Dindy: Sleeping on my bed, I still need to pursue it more, good night..... :D :D.

Dindy
Posts: 474
Joined: Mar 1st, 05:23

Mar 13th, 21:12

DINDY BE LIKE;

1). The thunder wey go fire you, go tie bandanna for head.

2). The thunder wey go fire you, go dey cat walk on-top electric pole.

3). The thunder wey go fire you, go dey cripple.

4). The thunder wey go fire you, dey wrap igbo for corner.

5). The thunder wey go fire you, dey moonwalk for your generation.

6). The thunder wey go fire you, dey salute soldier.

7). The thunder wey go fire you, sabi cook igbo.

8). The thunder wey go fire you, dey thief plantain from native doctor backyard.

9). The thunder wey go fire you, go resemble albino.

10). The thunder wey go fire you, dey drive backwards.

Dindy
Posts: 474
Joined: Mar 1st, 05:23

Mar 13th, 21:12

Girl: (sad face) Dindy I am sick and tired of life.

Dindy: Why?.

Girl: (Angry) I hate this world.

Dindy: what is going on?.

Girl: I have tried everything possible to get a flat tummy but it ain't working.

Dindy: (hissing) Why will it work?.

Dindy: When there are Lost destinies and souls of aborted children in there (hissing)..... :D :D.

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