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Dindy
Posts: 474
Joined: Mar 1st, 05:23

Mar 13th, 15:42

Dindy: Abeg waiter give me rice 70, beans 100, plantain 60, egg 100, bread 100, moi moi 150 with one bottle of kaikai.
:......
Girl: What dah f*ck!.
:....
Girl: You eat too much.
:.....
Dindy: I don't.
:....
Dindy: I'm trying to loose weight.....

:twisted:



Dindy
Posts: 474
Joined: Mar 1st, 05:23

Mar 13th, 15:55

Girl: If I,were to kiss you surprisingly, what will you do?.
Girl: Will you faint?.
Dindy: No.
Girl: Will you run away?.
Dindy: No.
Girl: Will you be shocked?.
Dindy: No.
Girl: Will you kiss me back?.
Dindy: No.
Girl: [Angry] Then what will you do?.
Dindy: Fall under anointing..

.
:lol: :lol:

:D :D.

Dindy
Posts: 474
Joined: Mar 1st, 05:23

Mar 13th, 15:56

Dindy breathing heavily
:......
Girl: Dindy I say you can do this!.
Dindy: Yes I can!.
Girl: You are a man!.
Dindy: Yes I am!.
:.......
Dindy jumps up and down.
:.......
Dindy: [Shaking body] Yes I can do this!.
:......
Dindy runs around the compound for five minutes.
:......
Then comes back breathing heavily.
:......
Girl: Are you ready now?.
Dindy: [Breathes heavily] Yes now I'm ready!.
Girl: Now take that broom and kill that cockroach!!!.......

. :D :D

Dindy
Posts: 474
Joined: Mar 1st, 05:23

Mar 13th, 15:57

Tola: Does any guy here have a big cassava?.
:….
Dindy sends the picture of his cassava.
:……
Toby: Wow such a big cassava.
Amaka: It’s so large.
Anita: I so wanna eat it.
Tola: Dindy please let’s talk privately.
:…..
…..PRIVATE CHAT…….
Tola: Dindy please can I have your cassava please I beg of you.
Dindy: I don’t know, other ladies want it too.
Tola: I promise I will pay you money.
Dindy: Other ladies offered me money too.
Tola: Dindy I swear I will pay double.
Dindy: Ok.
Tola: So my house or yours?.
Dindy: Yours.
Tola: Tomorrow right?.
Dindy: Yes.
Tola: Oh thank you dear, you have made me so happy.
Dindy: You are welcome.
Tola: But wait Dindy.
Dindy: What is it?.
Tola: Please grind the cassava very well before you bring it because I wanna use it to make garri for my husband to eat..


:| :|


See your dirty mind, may God have mercy on you.

Dindy
Posts: 474
Joined: Mar 1st, 05:23

Mar 13th, 21:03

Please you guys need to stop looking at mechanics as some strangers from another planet and please stop looking at them as if they are madmen.

Let me explain the different features between madmen and mechanics

Madmen have;

1). Dirty fingers.

2). Unkempt hair.

3). Smelling cloths.

4). Smelling mouth.

5). Body odour.

6). They also say things normal people don't understand.....etc.

Mechanics have;

1). Dirty fingers.

2). Unkempt hair.

3). Smelling cloths.

4). Smelling mouth.

5). Body odour.

6). They also say things normal people don't understand........ Wait!, what am i even saying? they are both the same.

Please o my people if you see a mechanic run ooo and if you are harbouring one please quickly take him to a mental institution for further treatment........:D :D

Dindy
Posts: 474
Joined: Mar 1st, 05:23

Mar 13th, 21:05

It was a cool and wonderful Sunday evening, I was chatting with my girlfriend then this following conservation took place.

Girl: Dindy love can I ask you a question.

Dindy: Yes dear go on.

Girl: What habits are holding you back from success?.



Dindy: Thinks deeply with all seriousness then replies..."Meeting you"................ :D :D

Dindy
Posts: 474
Joined: Mar 1st, 05:23

Mar 13th, 21:05

Dindy:Please can I see your pix?.

Girl:kk.

Picture sent✔✔

Picture received✅✅

Dindy:wow you look beautiful....you look so 24....how old are you?
Girl:I am 18

Dindy:huh?.....i said your age not your younger sister's age......... :D :D

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